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Name: they call me vanessa
Country: Kenya
Metro: Nairobi
Birthday: 5/27/1967
Gender: Female


Interests:
my daddy taught me how to use a whip.

so lets make it hurt.

Expertise: Nudist Buddhism/ Buddhist Nudism
Occupation: child pornographer


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Member Since: 8/13/2005

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Monday, July 03, 2006

IM AN AUNT!!!

since june 29th.


ember cara cecil sadin

exciting!

and on a COMPLETELY different note,
here are pictures from my birthday party!!!



thats yves. he was mad at people looking up his girlfriend's skirt (me!!) so he switched with her. then got mad the rest of the night that I was looking up HIS skirt. guess you had to be there.

he looks like a ring master.



this is ross. in a very pretty photo if i do say so myself.
hes the guitarist from navarone (check it out)



kinlay and evan bored.



kinlay and evan highly entertained (pun!)



this is bar. HER BOOBS ARE HUGE. JESUS CHRIST.



she doesnt like me taking pictures of her ENORMOUS BOOBS.



thats sid, the most un-indian indian i know.



samy. gorgeous.



and tessa! it was her birthday party tooooo!
haha, i forgot to take pictures during the show.
but it was very amazing.

i only took pictures for like 5 minutes.
and i dont have any others to upload or anything.

anywhooooooooo. tight.


Monday, June 26, 2006

hey!
no one reads this!

anyway.
my phone number is below so give me a call.
id love to here from you.
and you too.
you know who you are.


im just kidding.
but still call me.


Thursday, June 15, 2006

[edit: I HAVE A CELL PHONE!!
301-646-5798
so calling is now possible.]


GAHH
ive arrived!!!

im staying at my auntie's housie out in rockvilleish area.
her home numero is 301-330-0744
her cell is 301-633-9214
her jewelry shop is 301-340-2181

by the way, her jewelry shop is where im half living/sleeping/breathing till next thursday because thats when she has a big jewelry show down in dc and she needs me to make lots o jewelry for it.
if you want to join me you are certainly welcome.
it would be amazing to make jewelry with ppl.

who wants to go to downtown silver spring sometime?
i havent been in so long its painful.
i can't wait to see how its sprung.

ummm....
im gonna be online/ aim a bit later.
mine's still uhohmelodrama.
dunno if anyone's has changed.

I LOVE NOT KENYA!!!


Monday, June 12, 2006

im getting on the plane in less than 12 hours!!!!!
so im seeing you guys so soon it hurts.
seriously. im gonna bust an artery out of extacy.

im sickly at the moment.
plane prob wont help that.
but th moment i see all of you guys again i know ill be fine.
:)

ahh. see you guys in 18 hours.
or for me,
12hs till take off+8hs till england+2hs layover+8hs till US!
wait... how does that work out exactly?
im not sure.....

anywho,
I LOVE YOU.
HAVE FUN ON YOUR LAST DAYISH OF SCHOOL!!!!!


Thursday, June 08, 2006

HOLA CHICAS!

im getting into to washington at 11am on the 13th
i am undoubtably going to have to sleep after the 16ish hour flight plus the 7hour time difference, but ill be ready by that late afternoon to party!!
i miss yall so much.
please please please give me your phone numbers so i can contact you!!

mmm.
and in info more relevant to me at this moment,
I AM DONE WITH EXAMS.
ALL OF THEM.
COMPLETELY OVER.

its been fun but im so ready to vamos.
hey, anyone going to the beach this summer?
ive recently been craving some maryland beach scene.
it was just a question.

love you guys so much.
please just put down your contact info.
that would be wonderful.



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